My Own Funeral (Centre of attention at last!)
Being a ‘Fly-on-the-Wall’ at your own funeral
Alan used to love a good swim,
he thought there lurked a champion, buried deep within.
He was a legend, in his own mind,
and a pretty decent fella, I think he would find.
He valued his own opinion, on any matter,
and I’m sure the bug…r’s here still, still listening-in, to all our chatter.